Ok,
So I get on the bus this morning and it's about 1/3 full. I take a seat near the back door and sit by the window in respect for others who may want to take the seat next to me.
As the bus continues to slowly fill up, there seems to be a a huge radius of seats around me with no one in them. However, after all other seats on the bus are taken, people have no choice but to sit near me. They all seem hesitant to take these seats and all seem to look at me in pity.
There are two seats left on the bus and a woman chooses to stand rather than sit next to me.
Suddenly a hottie biscotti boards this bus and I think "Oh my god, it all makes sense, this is a sign, he is going to sit next to me and we're going to full in love and live happily ever after", however as he slowly makes his way towards me, he looks at me, cringes, and takes the seat next to the sickly, toothless woman sitting on the seat across from me.
This.Is.My.Life.
and it's sadder than the underwear flinging story
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